Idle Humans Go Crazy For My Wife
(i should let you know that if you are doing this at home, the title is also made by both people… i write a word, he writes a word, i write a word… etc.)
(also, i’m sorry i haven’t put up any sketches for awhile… they are done (and looking fantastic i might add..) but it’s hard to scan them in at a library when it’s supposed to be quiet!)
(anyways… here’s another story made by me and peter j.)
Idle Humans Go Crazy For My Wife
I came to this planet 3 days ago. My planet could not reproduce anymore and i’ve been hearing a lot of good things about these earth women. Recently I met a girl named Yolanda. I first applied my traditional ways to attract the opposite sex by smelling her elbow and yelling loudly in my native tongue. Yolanda just giggled and did the customary earthling way of jamming her tongue down my throat. I accepted this and tried to simulate what she was doing. I inserted my sponge-like organ into her earlobe; the most sensual part of the female on my home planet. She re-coiled in horror and I was most surprised as this was the most erotic thing a male from my planet could do. Even more odd and confusing; she slapped me across the face with her 5 pronged mandable… the most erotic thing a female can do to a male on my planet. I immediately glee-glorked everywhere.
