Idle Humans Go Crazy For My Wife
(i should let you know that if you are doing this at home, the title is also made by both people… i write a word, he writes a word, i write a word… etc.)
(also, i’m sorry i haven’t put up any sketches for awhile… they are done (and looking fantastic i might add..) but it’s hard to scan them in at a library when it’s supposed to be quiet!)
(anyways… here’s another story made by me and peter j.)
Idle Humans Go Crazy For My Wife
I came to this planet 3 days ago. My planet could not reproduce anymore and i’ve been hearing a lot of good things about these earth women. Recently I met a girl named Yolanda. I first applied my traditional ways to attract the opposite sex by smelling her elbow and yelling loudly in my native tongue. Yolanda just giggled and did the customary earthling way of jamming her tongue down my throat. I accepted this and tried to simulate what she was doing. I inserted my sponge-like organ into her earlobe; the most sensual part of the female on my home planet. She re-coiled in horror and I was most surprised as this was the most erotic thing a male from my planet could do. Even more odd and confusing; she slapped me across the face with her 5 pronged mandable… the most erotic thing a female can do to a male on my planet. I immediately glee-glorked everywhere.
fresh story...
(here’s a little goody we came up with last night…)
Sex Farm Mutation
“Looks like another job well done,” the grizzly bearded man says. After a couple seconds of silence he turns to his grandfather and whispers, ”Gramps… you alright? You’re usually more lively after we dig up all these worms.” ”Ya know this is the part of the job I hate ya whipper-snapper!” says the disgruntled old man. They both shuffle past mounds and mounds of worms. They collect about 5 coffee containers full of worms and keep on moving. After awhile the old man’s legs give out and he falls forward with a shout, face first into a mountain of worms. ”Quit slowing me down old man and grab hold of me,” yelled the grandson. Not a sound from old gramps; he died. ”Oh god!” shouted the grandson as he watched the worms drag the corpse underground. The grizzly bearded man wept. As he knelt and cried uncontrollably, something was touching his shoulder, something cold and slimey. ”Ya whipper-snapper!” came a booming gurgling voice, ”Look what ya did to me!! I’ve somehow mated with the entire colony of worms and have become a worm warrior.” Another job well done!
The end. By: Pete & Erik
Bear Vs. Train
(oh hello there.. me and peter J have been up late nights in the tent creating little stories. you know, just a little something something to pass the time… how it works is, i write a sentence.. he writes a sentence… i write a sentence… etc. so here’s a little goody for your brains to process. enjoy)
Bear Vs. Train
The first sentence is always the hardest sentence. I had to tell her something though. I just stood there beside her, breathing in her perfume and running words through my head. When you’re across the world being forced to serve in a war you don’t support; temptations creep in. My mind wandered… thinking about death when she broke in with this suprising first sentence. “My mother called today, she says my sister is thinking about going to Harvard.” The sentence itself wasn’t so suprising, but it was the way she said it. ”Darlin’, I’m going to come out and say it.” I stammered on, “You have the ugliest sounding voice i’ve ever heard.” It came out all wrong and somehow I spurted that out. She smiled and I had the pleasure of hearing that awful voice once more. ”OK army boy, you ever hear about the train and the bear?” ”Oh I see, I’m suprised you heard about that.” It’s true, I had heard stories about a train running over a bear who fell asleep on the tracks. The train was damaged beyond repair.
The End. By: Erik & Pete.
(now you try it… grab a friend and write some sentences! let the magic flow out of your brains.)
June 11 - June 25!!!!!!
Oh hello. Peter J and I are staying with his friend Brandon in the lovely city of Spokane (pronounced SPO-CAN), Washington. It’s beautiful here, and here are some long overdue sketch updates! Enjoyyyy
June 11, 2009
June 12, 2009
June 13, 2009
June 14, 2009
June 15, 2009
June 16, 2009
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June 18, 2009
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June 20, 2009
June 21, 2009
June 22, 2009
June 23, 2009
June 24, 2009
June 25, 2009
Hopefully you can read things… and get an idea of what we got goin’ on out here on the road. I’ll probably write more in depth about all the places we’ve stayed and seen soon… so ‘til next time, I hope you are all doing grand!
Here’s our first campsite in Ontario, Canada. It was at Darlington Provincial Park, riiiight on the lake. Directly to the right of our site was a cliff overlooking Lake Ontario, it was beaauutiful. This picture came from my phone… there are lots more pictures and video that will be updated someday, and a ton of sketches too! We’re on the road still, in Minnesota now… and heading west.
Take Care!!
Love, Erik
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